There is nowhere on earth like Yosemite National Park. Yet, the last few years I have assiduously avoided this paradise in granite.   I've grown weary of National Park crowds and craziness (see my commentary on Zion).  I go to nature to reduce my anxiety and sadness not to increase it.  

A couple of years ago we stayed in Wawona in July and visiting Glacier Point felt a lot more like Disneyland than the wilderness.   The only reason we went was that I wanted to be sure my daughter experienced it before she ran off to college.   I really didn't know when I'd be back but, it is, after all, one of the most stunningly beautiful places in the world.  In the valley, looking up at the granite monoliths, one becomes overwhelmed by the staggering size and sublime scenery.  It literally brings tears to the eyes.  It's just that spectacular.

Last year I wrote a blog post about my favorite National parks and started to think about going camping again in Yosemite perhaps during the off season or my favorite mountain month- September.  I knew that getting camping spots was problematic and I would have to plan on reserving online at 7:00 AM five months before I wanted to go.  The Yosemite website suggests making sure that your clock is set correctly when attempting to book a site.  Yeah.  It's that intense. 

So...I lucked out and got a spot in Upper Pines campground for a week following Labor Day. The campgrounds were full but the Park was, relatively, quiet compared to the June, July and August just as I'd hoped.  Unfortunately there were two large wildfires burning nearby which obscured many views and limited my photography.  Still it was magnificent Yosemite.   Here are some black and white images I made on the trip.

The first few days I walked around the valley and drove up to the Tuolumne Grove,  got to know my neighboring campers, hiked a bit,  and kicked back while trying to find sun for my solar panels.  On Saturday my dear bay area family; Kara, Steve and Jack arrived.   We walked up to Happy Isles and had a marvelous dinner.  The next day we spent in the Valley and sunned in one of Kara's favorite childhood spots along the Merced River.  That following day Kara and Steve hiked up Yosemite Falls while the old guys, Jack and Jeff, drove over the Tioga Pass and had lunch in Lee Vining.   Here are some more images of the trip.  The first image was taken the night I arrived - a cloudy and smoky sunset. 

If you look closely at the next photo you'll see Kara about to take a dip in the Merced River.  The weather was perfect and warm that day but that night we were treated to a rocking and rolling thunderstorm. 

Yosemite alone?  Remarkable. Yosemite with people you love?  Even better.  

Since the Park was so smoky I think it merits a quick return trip, don't you?  May sounds like a delightful month before it gets too crowded and while the water is running high.  I better go back.   In the meantime I'll leave you with a panorama of a soggy mountain meadow along the Tioga Pass in John Muir's "Range of Light". 

If you follow these pages, at all, you know I am a passionate lover of the public lands and National Parks in the West.  I haven't been to all of them but I've been to the most popular and well known and some of them several times.  I am not a "Park Counter".  It's more important to me to freely explore and revisit the places I've found that I love than to check them off a list to say, "I've been there".  No offense to those who do that- it's a fine goal but it's inconsistent with my "process not product" beliefs...life is about quality not quantity. 

Moreover, the National Parks are certainly not the be all and end all of the best places to visit and explore in the United States.  Each of these places were around before they got this "status".  I encourage you all to find other public lands to investigate and you could start with visiting the National Monuments and Wildlife Refuges as well as typically serene Bureau of Land Management areas.  

I have thought about this blog post for awhile.  In particular, what would be the criteria for choosing my favorites?  This personal criteria, like the Parks themselves, has definitely changed in the last 40 years.  The Parks are now being overrun and it's not easy to find the peace many of us associate with wild settings.  For years of my life Arches National Park was my "home away from home".  No longer...

The following are my criteria for an ideal National Park:

1. Scenic splendor
2. Places for solitude and reflection
3. Flora and fauna
4. Regional setting
5. "Feeling" 

Scenic splendor is MY idea of what is visually pleasing. Only wildlife, I suppose, is mildly objective in terms of numbers. (My next blog will probably be favorite animals and that is certainly a matter of personal taste).  Regional setting is simply what I think of the surrounding area.  "Feeling" is the most wildly subjective and personal and combines several factors but, in the end, is what we beatniks used to refer to as "vibes" back in the day.

I will preface my list by reiterating this list is evolving.  So, in order, these are my favorite five (or six) National Parks:

​Number 1. Big Bend  Big Bend is remote and still feels wild.  Three distinct topographies are found here; desert, mountains and river which create seemingly endless possibilities for exploration.  Miles and miles of trails and dirt roads allow for more solitude and reflection.  Big Bend, because it's so damn far away from urban centers, is relatively uncrowded and it's easy to lose yourself here both literally and figuratively. 

Mountains your thing?  The Chisos are beautiful and imposing.  Of course, prior to National Park status the mountains were abused by loggers and some areas, nearly 80 years later, are still recovering.  Nevertheless, the mountains are picturesque and sharply rise up off the desert floor to provide an alpine oasis for camping, hiking and photography.

Desert Rat?  Then you will find the heart of the Chihuahua delightfully all around.  When I visited in March 2015 the desert was alive.  Yuccas were blooming crazily, creosote and mesquite was everywhere and the desert wildflowers were blooming.  Magnificent.  

The Rio Grande makes a "big bend" here in southern Texas and is the namesake of the Park itself.  Even though, thanks to the water hoarder engineers in the USA, the river is now often dry in Las Cruces and El Paso it flows here year around thanks to the Mexican River, the Rio Conchos.  I've spent a few hours on the river banks - completely alone - and the serenity is as good as it gets in today's National Parks.  River lovers rejoice...

The flora in Big Bend is, as you might expect, extraordinarily diverse. With mountain, desert and riparian areas well over 1000 species of plants are found here.  Trees like the Texas Madrone, Juniper, Mesquite, Cottonwoods, Oak and Ash dot the park.  Cacti is, of course, abundant (46 species!) and for a cactus lover like me it's a paradise.  Wildflowers are typically found in Spring and Fall. If you have Southwest tastes here are the Sotol, Lechuguilla, Ocotillo, Salt Cedar, Creosote, and magnificent Yuccas.

Wildlife thrives here and spending your days here birdwatching would easily fill your hours.  One of my the best mornings I've spent in recent years was while watching a mother and father Gray Hawk feeding their young in a large Cottonwood tree by the Rio Grande.  Roadrunners are ubiquitous.  Coyotes, javelinas, mule deer, and jackrabbits are easily seen.  Bears, badgers and foxes are also here but a bit more reclusive.  While not for everyone I suppose, the desert reptiles are here but best seen at night.  

Big Bend is my number one favorite National Park.  My hunch is, if you asked people, they have probably not heard of it (unless they are Texans!) and it does not crack their list of best National Parks even if they do...​That's one of the main reasons it's number one.

If you love the Southwest it doesn't get better anywhere else.  

On a scale of 1-5:

Scenic Splendor 4
Solitude 5
Flora and Fauna 4
Regional Setting 5
Feeling 5

Total: 23

Number 2.  Yellowstone. The Granddaddy of them all.  There really is no place else like Yellowstone.  

Sometimes referred to as the "American Serengeti" the wildlife here is unsurpassed and in higher concentration than anywhere else in the continental USA.  I've been fortunate to have spent 3 weeks in the Teton and Yellowstone wildernesses and in one trip alone I saw beavers, eagles, bears, moose, grouse, osprey, falcon, geese, badger, bats, bobcat, coyote, chipmunk, rabbit, bison and elk.  It is a wildlife lover's nirvana. 

Lots of folks think that the thermal features are the biggest attraction.  Iconic "Old Faithful" is found here as well as literally hundreds of other geysers, mudpots, fumaroles, hot springs and even travertine terraces.  On a trip there in 2013 I hung out with several "Geyser Gazers" who make an annual pilgrimage to the thermal basins and wait, sometimes for days and weeks, for an eruption.  That actually doesn't sound like such a bad life does it? 

The scenery?  Well, come on... Let's start with the Grand Canyon of the mighty Yellowstone River.  There is also the "Falls District" and Hayden Valley and Yellowstone lake and well, forget me trying to describe it- you just gotta go.   It is sublime.

Ok- so...if Yellowstone is so great why isn't it number one?  You guessed it.  People.  People everywhere unless you get off the roads. It seems that some of the biggest fools of America like to visit the park.  Cars simply stop when they spot a bison and there are hundreds of bison everywhere.  I've seen cars stop, doors fly open, and people run, camera in hand, right at the bison (or elk, or moose or anything that moves).  It's maddening. Fortunately, Yellowstone is massive and getting out on the trails can get you away- really away - from people. 

The area?  It's adjacent to stunning Grand Teton National Park and a day's drive to splendid Glacier National Park. Enough said.

Scenic Splendor 5 
Solitude 3
Flora and Fauna 5
Regional Setting 5
Feeling 4

Total: 22

Number 3. Grand Canyon.  I'm sure some will think I've rated this too highly but that's because; a. haven't been there or b. don't remember their first glimpse of it or c. they're clueless (which could be common- have you seen the presidential polls lately?).  

Arriving at Grand Canyon NP, say at the ever popular South Rim, is pretty but does not prepare you for your first glimpse into the Canyon.  My favorite experience in any National Park is to take someone to the Grand Canyon for the first time and listen to them audibly gasp and then see their facial expressions when they view it.  It is so large and complex and beautiful it boggles the mind.  Think of how many places you could sit for weeks on end and never get bored...the GC is one, for sure.  

The mighty Colorado River - red in spring (hence its name) and green in the late summer and fall runs the length of the canyon of course.  It rumbles, meanders, courses and slides through the canyon. The opportunities for hiking or playing on the river here are literally endless. 

It is crowded.  The South Rim can be overrun and feel like an amusement park.  The North Rim is not open year around but offers better choices for solitude.  The best idea though is to find spots away from the popular places and explore on your own.  So finding privacy is possible but demands a bit of planning and work (like most of the parks).

The GC is its' own environment and there are some species that can only be found here.  Several fish are native but the number, sadly, has significantly decreased over the years.  Bird watching is a great treat and there is tremendous diversity in the bird population.  The Kaibab squirrel is seen here and is rare.  Of course, coyotes, mountain lions and other southwest mammals make their home here.  

I love this part of the country.  Southwest and Colorado Plateau beauty surrounds the Grand Canyon. Four Corners is within a day's drive.  Often on my trips coming back from Colorado or New Mexico or even Utah I find a way to stop by- if only for a day or so.  It's always worth it.

Scenic Splendor 5
Solitude 2
Flora and Fauna 3
Regional Setting 5
Feeling 5

​Total 20 


Number 4. Yosemite.  Yosemite is, arguably, the prettiest place on the planet and if scenery was the ONLY criterion I was looking at then Yosemite is number one.  The granite walls and rock formations and the waterfalls are spellbinding, mesmerizing and leave one speechless. This is the heart of John Muir's "Range of Light".  To the best of my fading recollection this was the first National Park in which I camped (Redwood National Park was the first I actually visited).  This is a rock climber's mecca and the legends and the ghosts of the legends are everywhere here...

The grizzly that once roamed this magnificent park have long ago vanished.  The Yosemite black bears are around and used to be quite the nuisance before measures were taken to limit their opportunities for food.  Of course, deer and coyotes are ubiquitous as are small varmints of many kinds.  Still, the wildlife viewing is limited compared to Yellowstone or Glacier. 

Unless you get very far off trail there is little solitude to be found here.  

It's in California, of course and it's proximity to Sequoia and King's Canyon is a good feature but it's too close and too well known to the major population centers.

The feeling here?  Stand beneath El Capitan or Half Dome and tell me how you feel.  It's a religious experience.

Just writing this has spurred me into considering an early spring camping trip on the valley in my little trailer.  March looks good- chilly but good...  

Scenic Splendor 5
Solitude 1
Flora and Fauna 4
Regional Setting 4
Feeling 5

Total: 19

Here is a link to a Yosemite Guide. 

Number 5(Tie). Arches   For many years Arches National Park was my favorite place on the planet.  I literally had an out of body experience when first I visited and I've never quite recovered (nor hope to...).  After that visit I read Edward Abbey's masterpiece, "Desert Solitaire" in my thirst for more information about the place and, of course, my world, (literary and otherwise!) was altered completely. I'd found a kindred soul who understood that place and had the skill to explain its' sublimity.  That was nearly 35 years ago.  

The last 35 years have not been good to Arches just as Abbey dourly predicted. I don't fully understand the reasons for the denigration of Arches - It could be the stupid promotions like "Find Your Park" by the NPS or the state of Utah's ubiquitous and tawdry advertisements for the "Big 5" National Parks but the place has damn near been ruined.  

​Delicate Arch, the icon of the Southwest was, in the 80's, a popular hike.   You might see 20-30 people as you walked the 3 miles there.  When you arrived about the same number would be hanging out and having lunch or taking photos.  Those days are long gone, vanished, history, forget it...Delicate Arch is a zoo.  It's a citified experience.  I was there in October 2014 and there was a SOLID 3 mile line to the Arch.  When you got there?  Dozens of people were crowded around the arch, pushing, yelling, arguing, and jockeying for position to photograph it.  If you want to compound your misanthropic tendencies (or create some!) just hike to Delicate Arch at dusk. 

The one campground (Devil's Garden) is always full and the entrance road to the park, Highway 191, gets backed up for miles on long weekends.  In short, it's a mess and it breaks my heart.  Words cannot adequately describe my despair about this, for me, deeply spiritual and sacred place.

Given what I've said above is it even worth visiting?  Well, if you haven't been there, it is an unequivocal YES.  It is, after all, still amazing Arches and it's not the fault of the land that it's being overrun.  The red, desert varnished, geologic formations are, if you can imagine it without the hordes, remarkable and delightful and simply stunning.  So, go, go, go.  If you happen to be there on some frigid December or March morning you might run into some bespectacled bearded older fella huffing and puffing with a Nikon around his neck on a walk in the Fiery Furnace.  Go ahead and say hello but you might just get a grunt in return...

The surrounding area is, of course, crazy beautiful and the great Canyonlands National Park is only a few miles down the road.  If you're looking for quiet and solitude- go to the Maze district there. Moab, the town, next door to the park is one of the coolest in the West.  Your proximity to the entire Four Corners region and the Colorado and Green Rivers also makes it a gem and a wonderful spot for river activity.

One typically doesn't go to Arches for the wildlife, per se, but it's there if you get away from the people.  Look for it.  Deer, coyote, fox, bobcat, mountain lion and lots of rabbits and smaller creatures abound.  

Scenic Splendor 5
Solitude 1
Flora and Fauna 2
Regional Setting 5
Feeling  5 

Total 18

Number 5 (Tie). Olympic.  Given my predilection for the desert it may be surprising that I list this glorious spot but it's too wonderful and diverse to leave off the list.   

Olympic, like Big Bend, has three distinct and marvelous topographies.  First are the Olympic Mountains with Mt. Olympus towering over the entire area.  The mountain hiking here is, in my opinion, is equal to the Rockies and Sierra.  Lakes, rivers, peaks, lush and healthy forests, and simply water everywhere makes time and worry fall away when you visit.

Then, there are the Hoh and Quinault Rain Forests.  These are certainly not, given the latitude, tropical rain forests.  Instead, they are "temperate" rain forests and trees and moss and huge ferns are everywhere. I've never seen any place like it.  Just writing this has me planning my next trip.  It's been too long.

Then, if you love the sea, you've found your shangri la. Huge sections of beaches - with no one on them- stretch for miles.  Trees and rock formations are adjacent and then there are the sandy beaches with an ocean smell that will send you instantly into the present moment.  Having lived within a few hours of the beach my entire life I can report that, on the west coast, this is, I believe, the best beach walking, wandering and combing I have experienced.   

I haven't been to Olympic in a number of years but I note from the interwebs data that Olympic is the number 6 on the most visited parks with 3 million visitors annually.  Since there are no roads across the park from west to east unless you travel the northern edge of the park the people will be found concentrated in certain places.  Here is the map.  That means, of course, crowds.  It also means miles of space for backpacking and like all these parks getting out of your car is a must.  Still, it sounds too damn crowded.  October might be the right month to go although it will be getting cold in the mountains.  

Like other mountain ranges in the West the grizzly is long gone from the area but it is still rife with wildlife- deer, elk, black bears, cougars, otters and the snowshoe hare are here among many others.  On the ocean side you'll find harbor seals, river otters and sea lions.  At various times of the year you can also see porpoises and whales from the shoreline. 

Scenic Splendor 5
Solitude 2
Flora and Fauna 3
Regional Setting 4
Feeling 4

Total 18

SUMMARY

So, there you go.  My top 5 (or 6) National Parks. There are probably dozens of legitimate reasons to call this list bogus.  First and foremost is its' subjectivity but, I suppose, when you're comparing these places, in the end, after reviewing all the data - it still comes down to which park appeals to you at a highly personal level.  For example, here are a only a few of the wonders I left OFF the list:

Glacier 
Death Valley 
Lassen Volcanic
Crater Lake
Joshua Tree
North Cascades
Sequoia/Kings Canyon
Redwoods
Badlands
Grand Teton
Carlsbad Caverns
Pinnacles
Great Basin 

Note these don't even include Alaska or the eastern parks!  

I look forward, in about 5 years or so, to reviewing modifying and adding to the list after I visit other parks and get to Alaska.  In the meantime, I offer you these places to consider as a traveling man and a lover of the natural world.  

Lastly, it would be remiss of me not to express at least some gratitude to the National Park Service, on their 100th Anniversary, for doing a damn fine job of keeping these places as pristine as possible.  I'm not a fan of authority and armed Rangers with nasty attitudes but, fortunately, I've only run into a few of those types.  In general park personnel has been helpful and smart and they must have to exercise tremendous patience to deal with some of the idiots who grace our national treasures with their presence.  They do this on an absurdly tiny budget.  To me this is everything wrong about America - spend trillions on weapons, defense and billions on putting people in jail while we decimate the budgets for our National Parks.  The NPS budget is a national disgrace.  

When it comes to the future of the parks I'm glad the Park Service has stopped feeding the Grizzly among other not too smart ideas.  I hope that they dump the "Find Your Park" promotional garbage and soon.  The parks are slowly being ruined by the number of visitors that descend upon them annually and these promotions are, in my opinion, destructive.  Limits must be placed on the number of visitors NOW.

I understand that from a political perspective the Park Service needs the population to support them but at what cost?  More and more visitors?  There is tragic irony in trying to save them by ruining them.    

I hope you enjoyed reading about a few of our precious national gems.  

Go on now!  Get out there!

(In the off season.)

I returned a few days ago from Great Basin National Park (see Trip Reviews).  It was awesome and I have decided to return there, in August with my daughter, Lilly.  One of the major reasons it was so fantastic is because it is uncrowded.  I can remember camping as a child and feeling like I was getting away from it all.  Now, a visit to Yosemite makes you feel like you've been at Disneyland all damn day with the hordes of humanity who descend on the place.

More people than ever are camping.  This is great except that there are no new campgrounds opening and, in  fact, because of budget cuts (for everything except war), there are fewer campgrounds.  The last trip to the local San Jacintos brought home this glaring reality as, after an 8 mile trip on a fairly rough dirt road, the campground was full.  Moreover, the neighbors in the adjacent campsite were astonishingly loud and drunk and obnoxious. I had to give them my old principal's voice and say, "Please turn the music down! Thank you!".

This is a huge problem for those of us who look to nature as our solace and comfort.  

I've decided, in the next few years, to do what I can to get the appropriate agencies to develop more campgrounds.  In order to do this, of course, we must protect more public land.  Further, I am working on a book about camping in the new era of crowds- emphasizing camping etiquette.  A perfect project for a grumpy old man.

This next month takes Lupe and Lilly and I to crowded Point Mugu, crowded Pismo Beach and crowded Morro Bay.  While I'm looking forward to these trips I also look forward to the off season when the calm returns.

Peace.